I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
