She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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