What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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