Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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