Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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