The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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