We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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