SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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