This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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