I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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