So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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