just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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