I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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