are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We are two peas in an std pod
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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