just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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