She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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