and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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