We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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