I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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