New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
my poor anus
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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