Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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