You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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