I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
