As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Come see our sink grown plant.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
whose parrot is this?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
its liver damage thursday
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
