hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
that's an acceptable place to lick
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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