dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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