Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Farmville is her only friend.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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