my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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