Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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