we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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