Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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