i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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