How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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