We're facebook friends in real life
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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