That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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