do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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