CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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