So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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