They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
