We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
not ubering you a puppy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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