I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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