i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The ass gains better be worth it
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