did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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