Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm like, not good at living.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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