She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Sex in the backyard? Check.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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