ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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