Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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