So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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