how can u be prego again
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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