I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
How's work?
Spinning.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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