Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My dick has a subreddit
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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